Homer
Simpson Bite My Glutes Parody Tee

Channel your inner Springfield curmudgeon with this premium parody tee, featuring Homer Simpson mid-screencap, uttering his iconic retort: "Bite My Glutes." Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel, this classic fit tee ensures maximum comfort during couch-based shenanigans or passive-aggressive donut runs. Because nothing says "I'm a proud authority on irresponsibility" like a deadpan jab at the posterior.

• Officially unlicensed parody homage to the yellow patriarch of animated dysfunction
• Vintage-style 90s screencap aesthetic—perfect for retro junkies and cartoon aficionados
• Pre-shrunk, fade-resistant print that won't quit even after repeated washes (or endless Springfield melodrama)
• Soft, tagless collar for zero neck irritation—also works as a subtle threat to neighbors
• Available in sizes S-3XL, because glutes come in all shapes and excuses